It was December 23rd, and on top of the Wad-r castle, Akari was trying to persuade F�nix not to wrap the whole building in tin foil. She looked down from the ledge. "F�nix, come on. Think about it. Wrapping several stories in pure aluminum is not going to be aesthetically pleasing to our neighbors. They'll have sun in their eyes for miles."
F�nix looked up from his rappelling rope. "We have neighbors?!" He said astonished.
Akari nodded, pointing over across the moat. "I think it is someone famous, like NSYNC or something."
F�nix sped up working. "Must go faster must go faster�"
Akari put her head in her hands and tried for the second line of defense. "F�nix, if you wrap the roof in tin foil, how will Santa and his reindeer land on it huh? They'll go sliding off the side, and just like in that "Santa Clause" movie, one of us will have to deliver all the presents to all the needy children of the world."
F�nix stopped for a second, and pulled out his pocket PC. "Hmm� Let's see, Santa� Santa� Springsteen, Bruce� nope. Sender, aka TJ. Dang it, Angel got in my files again! Selma Hyick�" A graphic displayed. F�nix whistled. "Nope, later thought� the city of Seattle� nope. Seven Dwarfs� nope. Ah! Here it is� Santa Clause: lets see, Cuban-controlled agent who gives mind-altering gifts to children. Gifts have subliminal messages endorsing the good in spoons and Brittany Spears�" He looked up. "I don't think so."
Akari tried for the last time. "F�nix, if you wrap the place in tin foil, we will be able to get every radio station on the earth IN OUR TEETH! We will become our own satellite dish!"
F�nix grinned. "We won't have to pay cable anymore!"
Akari stomped off, ran into her room, and promptly screamed.

Fenrir and Angel looked up from the living room when they heard Akari's scream. They looked at each other. "F�nix." And went back to what they were doing. The front door opened, and Sender stepped in, carrying a large brown sack in his hands. He guarded it like it was his life. He looked from Fenrir to Angel to the ground, and hurried off to his room.
Angel faced Fenrir. "What did you do?"
Fenrir's mouth was open. "Uh uh, nothing yet�"
Angel's face darkened and stomped up the stairs.

18 candles standing on top of a small white cake illuminated the room. It was barely light enough to see the words scrolled on with icing. "Happy Birthday, Me." Sender looked from the cake to the notepad that was underneath his right hand. On it were the words: "My wish: To make this first year the beginning, and not the end. To not get caught. To try to live�"
He took in a breath and blew. 17 of the candles went out� He wondered what that meant� Someone rapped on his door. He jumped up, startled.
"Wh-who's there?" he asked in a shaky voice.
"Me." Angel answered.
"Just a sec," he said, putting the plastic top on the cake and covering it with the empty paper bag. "Come in."
The door opened slightly, and Angel slipped in. She took a look around the darkened room, and flipped on the light. Sender squinted as his eyes adjusted.
Angel leaned against the bare wall. "Hi."
Sender stared at his closet door. "Hi."
"All right. What's wrong?"
Sender shook his head and looked down. "Nothing."
Angel pushed off the wall and took a step closer. "What do you mean nothing? You walk in, stare at me and Fenfen, and walk up the stares. Not a hello, not an insult for Fenface. Something is wrong. Now what is it?"
Sender backed up. "Nothing. Nothing at all, I am fine. Can I help you with something?"
Angel stared at him for a second. "Fine then. You don't have to tell me now. I'll wait, but I will find out." And with that she walked out the door. Sender quietly shut it behind her. He sat on his bed, uncovered the cake, and began to cut himself a piece.

Fenrir looked up as Angel stormed down the stairs. He saw her face and decided that this time he wouldn't say anything. Akari had joined him in the living room, and was now propped up on the couch reading "103 Ways to Seduce a Guy."
Angel sat down next to Akari. "Aren't you embarrassed reading that in front of Fenrir?"
Akari looked over and frowned. "Nahh, he isn't even human. He's a Zerg, whatever that is."
Fenrir cleared his throat. "I happen to be a god to you, thank you very much."
Akari smirked. "Right� and you still couldn't get a date�"
"Let me see that for a second," Angel asked.
Fenrir smirked as he took a sip of tea. "Jeez Angel, already trying to seduce that new guy, DeGrees already? Jeez, it's been what, five minutes?"
Angel returned the smirk. "No this is for Sender."
Tea sprayed everywhere. Fenrir coughed. "Excuse me?"
Akari shrugged. "I don't know. Sender is kind of cute� In that clean cut innocence sort of way."
More tea everywhere.
"Will you stop that?!" Angel yelled.
"Sorry," Fenrir put the cup down. "Angel. Explain. Now."
Angel shrugged. "Something is wrong with TJ- er� Sender. He just isn't acting like himself. He didn't even make fun of you when he walked by."
Akari's mouth dropped. "If that's true, then something is wrong. Those two fight as if they were brothers."
"Shut up!" Fenrir yelled.
Angel continued. "Look, something isn't right and I figure this might work."
A computer and monitor fell down outside the window and landed on the ground with a crunch. Fenrir looked outside. "Jeez, Sender's PC must really be giving him grief." As if to answer it, an explosion blew the computer, monitor and surrounding area to tiny pieces.
Akari stood up. "I'll help you pick out your outfit." They walked out.
Fenrir watched them go. "Lucky bastard." He went back to his tea.

The broken window shone light into Sender's room. Leaning against the wall was the still smoking bazooka. The rest of the cake was tucked away safely in Sender's hidden refrigerator, safe from Fenny's hungry mouth. Sender ended his barrage of insults about Hewlett Packard and covered the window with the well-used wood pane that was nearby. He nailed it shut.
A disembodied voice spoke up through the rafters. "Dude! That's the third one this week! What about the files we have on there?"
Sender looked up at the roof. "Chill a second Jeff." He opened the bottom drawer and pulled out a safety deposit box. He unlocked it and pulled from the contents a well-used zip disk. "See dude, I always back this stuff up. With all the problems I've been having, Fenrir rigging computers to explode otherwise, I have decided to pull a F�nix, and copy all my important information to several sources in case of emergency."
The apparition replied, "Several?"
Sender shrugged, "Yeah, one is in Aries, another is hiding inside the central computer of Microsoft. Which reminds me, I need to remove that one if they go belly up. Umm� and there are more scattered around somewhere."
Jeff's voice commented, "Dang dude. What's on these files?"
Sender looked down. "Well, there are the files for our project, and then there are some� other files I keep for memory."
Jeffy's voice grew a mocking tone. "Ohhh, ooother files. I see how it is."
Sender cut him off. "No Jeff. I am not like Garr, or Fenrir for that matter."
Jeffy's apparition nodded, "If you say so�"

Sender woke up to a start at a rapping sound. Where was he? "Oh yeah," he muttered, "here�" He voice sounded disappointed, and it surprised him. He shook his head and cleared his throat: "Who's there?"
A quiet voice whispered through the door: "Me."
Sender mumbled a "just a minute," stumbled out of the bed and put on a shirt. Feeling his way in the darkness, he tripped over the rocket launcher and landed with a thud on the floor.
"Are you alright?" Angel half asked, half whispered.
"Fine," he moaned as he pushed himself to his feet. He felt for a light switch and flipped it on. The room lit up, causing him to see in shades of red. "Come in," he said, still blinking. The door opened slightly, and again Angel slipped through. Sender blinked, and realized that he hated light. How is he supposed to see if it keeps changing on him? He shook his head again, and tried to focus on Angel.
Her face was nervous and she held her hands together, covering what appeared to be a black robe. Sender blinked again�. Yeah, must be black� Stupid florescent lighting. She leaned back against the now empty desk and looked down.
"Whassamatter?" Sender was able to get out. "What time is it?" he tried again.
Angel shrugged, "just worried. That's all. You won't talk to us. And I am really worried about what was in that paper bag. I swear if we have any more explosions, the NYPD is gonna have a field day�"
Sender just shook his head. "Is that what this is about? You want to know what was in that paper bag?" He pointed towards the trashcan in the corner, the bag rest inside it. Angel nodded. "Lord, Angel couldn't you have waited till morning? It's like�" He squinted at the clock, the numbers didn't make any sense. Maybe a 3� a 4�. a 6? He couldn't tell. "Look it doesn't matter what the time is� Why do you want to know what is in the bag?"
Angel looked down. "I was going to try to use this�" she pulled out the book, "to try to� coerce the answer out of you. But I don't want to do that. You don't want me to do that." Sender nodded. Angel continued, "so I decided I am going to sit here until you tell me what the deal is." She placed her hands on the desk. Sender bowed his head. Angel pushed herself up and sat on the desk; it cracked, and fell to the floor. Angel yelped out as the she followed the table on its natural path to the floor. The table slammed as it hit the ground. For a minute no one moved, then Akari rushed into the room, an open copy of the "103 ways to seduce a guy." She surveys the scene. She glanced down at the book.
"Angel, I don't remember this being in the book." Akari stated.
Angel blushed. "Um, Akari� I decided not to use the book's advice."
Akari stared at her for a second. "Then can I have my thong back? Garr and I were well�" she trails off.
Sender stares from one to the other; Angel who couldn't bear to look him in the eye, and Akari who he just realized was barely dressed. "Angel?" he grinned evilly, "so maybe I DO want that seduction thingy�" he ducked as a piece of desk promptly was flung in his direction.

Later, after Angel had changed into a sweater and jeans, and Akari had taken her� articles and had gone back to her and Garr's room, Sender had begun to clean out the ruined desk and all the stuff around it. He pulled out the hidden fridge and opened it up, revealing the leftover piece of cake. Angel stood in the doorway.
"So that's what you hid."
Sender almost dropped the cake. "Well, I uh� yeah."
Angel walked over and knelt beside him. "Let me see that." She took it out of his hands. She read the remaining words: "Happy irthday en er?" She was quiet for a second.
Sender got up and pried open the plywood window. He looked out at the sunrise.
Angel looked up. "Wait a minute� So this'd be your� oh�."
Sender spoke up, "One year ago today I broke out. So I decided to set this as my New Year, birthday� whatever you want to call it." He didn't remove his gaze from the sunrise.
Angel moved over next to him. "So that's why you got the cake?"
Sender shook his head. "I am never going back there, Angel. Never."
The door burst open and Fenrir poked his head in. "Hey guys, stay out of the halls for a minute, me and F�nix are going to have some fun with Garr and Akari."
F�nix's voice came up from the hall. "Fenrir, will you please give me a hand? This turbine ways a ton!"
Angel and Sender said nothing and watched as Fenrir and F�nix carried a 10-foot tall engine turbine and set it in front of Garr's door. Fenrir carried an extension cord down the hall and plugged it into the wall. On his way back, Angel spoke up to ask him a question. "Fenrir, why are you doing this?"
Fenny shrugged. "We are tired of smelling crack-smoke and weed from that room." He grinned evilly, "fumigation 101." Angel looked at Sender, Sender looked at Angel, and they ducked behind Sender's bed. They could hear the sounds of what was going to happen.
Knock knock knock. Garr stumbled to the door, and opened it in a stupor "Yah?" F�nix cried out "HIT IT!" and the sound of a General Electric airplane engine turbine came to life. Sender began to wonder where they got that when he and Angel had to grab hold of something as all the air in the room was sucked into the turbine and forced into Garr's room. A small explosion occurred as the back wall of Garr's room was blown out into the yard. Sender could hear F�nix screaming "TURN IT OFF! TURN IT OFF!!" After another explosion as part of the turbine blew up, leaving another big hole at the end of the hall, the air pressure returned to normal. Sender and Angel cautiously arose to the sight of Garr, carrying an ax in his hands, wearing only boxer shorts, chasing the screaming Fenrir and F�nix down the hall.
Sender fell back to his knees. "Well, I think that is enough fun for one night�"
Angel nodded.
Sender collapsed at the foot of his bed.

The next morning he woke up to find his refrigerator empty. He muttered "stupid Fenrir," and went back to sleep.

Estah Mein Estodia!...for those who don't understand, and those with an IQ less than a COCONUT..Here's (STORY) New Order. complete (STORY)

New Order

By: ~Jeff

Part 1
Part 2

Angel: Wow! It's a bit cold outside!

DeGree: * ruffling up snow from his coat * Yea! It is.

Angel walks into a coat rack and places her jacket there. She quickly straightens out her cloths, and turns to DeGree.

Angel: Tea?

Looking at a picture of Jeffy, and Angel, DeGree places it back down onto the coffee table and turns to Angel.

DeGree: Yea, sure!

Angel walks into the kitchen of the HQ. DeGree walks over to the bookshelf across from the HQ auto-map. He shuffles through an immense pile of books. He grabs a book labeled " The Theory of the World by: Pez ". The HQ door swings open, and in walks Fenrir, along with the other WAD-Rers.

Fenrir: AHHHH! ROBBER! KILL HIM!

Faenix behind Fenfen begins to mumble about knowing how the government had a conspiracy about books. Akari rushes forward past Fenrir.

Akari: Who are you?

Angel walks in from the kitchen, wielding a teacup.

Angel: Hey guys! OH! Sorry, that's DeGree.

Sender: DeGree? What a weird name, not to rub it in or anything.

DeGree: It fits. Trust me.

Angel: You guys got here right on time.

Fenrir: DOOM!

Sender: YEA!

Faenix: No�actually I believe it's in time for tea.

Akari nods.

All of the people in the main hall walk into WAD-R's kitchen. Fenrir takes the main king seat at the dinner table (island). A sudden fork out of nowhere jabs Fenrir in his head.

Fenrir: OK IM UP, IM UP!

Jeffy's disembodies voice: Who's your daddy?

Fenrir: Hehehehe

Akari lightly smacks Fenrir.

Akari: Stop messing with the disembodied voices.

Jeffy's disembodies voice: Mwahahahaha!

All siting at the table drinking tea, coffee, soda, Gazzporkian Whisky, etc.

Akari: Who is this.. DeGree guy?

DeGree: Allow me to introduce my self. My name is DeGree. I'm a local here in New York, and I came here this morning in reply to your FALSE article of a computer nerd needed to fix a computer. Being a computer master with an IQ of about 220, I am the man that could fix this.

Fenrir: So.. Your telling me your like .. a super alacadabra manafestoid hacker human brain.

DeGree: �

Fenrir: You're telling me, you're a mastermind that could have WAD-R CONQUER THE WORLD?

DeGree: �

Fenrir: DID SOMEONE PUT THIS FRIGGIN STORY ON MUTE?

DeGree: No, I'm just saying I would like help WAD-R by being the brains of the whole thing.

Faenix: * completely wrapped in foil. 20 rolls of aluminum foil at his feet * I DON'T TRUST HIM! HIS IQ IS TO HIGH!

Akari: That's just because you can't count to that number.

Faenix: THEY GOT YOU NOW AKARI! WHY?

Sender: I don't see why he couldn't join.

Angel: See told you they would like you.

Fenrir: NOONE SAID ANYTHING OF LIKING HIM! He is cute though.

Everyone at the table begins to laugh out loud.

Fenrir: JEFF. YOU AND YOUR DISEMBODIED VOICE CAN KISS MY �[censored], and lick my [censored] till I [censored] all over the [censored] [censored].

Jeffy's disembodied voice: I love doing that voice change.

DeGree: I haven't told you the reason I am a freak yet though. You see�I.. strangely�have a normal living body temperature of 30 degrees farenhieght.

Fenrir: KICK ASS! HUMAN ICE CUBE MAKER!

Fenrir quickly grabs DeGree off his feet, and tosses him into the walk in freezer to the far corner.

Faenix: The aura of nerd has left this room, except for Fenrir.

* WHACK *

Sender: DOOM!

Fenrir: DOOM!

Angel: Oh god.

Akari: * giggles drinking her tea *

Faenix: ER�.ZOOM!

Jeffy's disembodied voice: DOOM!

-THE NEXT MORNING-

All the WAD-Rers sits around in the kitchen fighting over toast, and bagels. Akari goes to the freezer to get more bagels. Suddenly, she jumps back out of the freezer.

Akari: WE LEFT THAT POOR GUY IN THE FREEZER FROM YESTERDAY!

Fenrir: Sweet! Let me see.

Fenrir walks and peeks into the doorway of the freezer.

Fenrir: Wow! I believe he's DEAD!

Sender: WHY, does our author always seem to kill off all his damn characters?

Akari: Maybe he doesn't like how he's running.

Faenix: MAYBE HE'S A CORPERATE BASTARD!

Angel: He's not dead, he's just sleeping look.

Inside the freezer DeGree gets up and walks out of the freezer.

DeGree: Morning. I like that little sleeping spot. Very cooling.

Sender: Gezz! He wasn't screwing with us when he said he had a body temperature of 30 degrees.

Akari: Guess not!

Suddenly, all the people in the kitchen, except Angel, walk over and place there hands on DeGree.

Akari: Weird!

Fenrir: SWEET!

Sender: Cool!

Faenix: EEP!

*A sudden paper is posted onto the HQ door. Faenix walks over to the door and reads it. It says " You are fined a mer 2 million dollars for using a CWAL quote" *

Faenix: Damn it!

DeGree: Hehe!

Jeffy's disembodied voice: Being such a superior person with such a high intelligence, and kick ass ability to be cold. I here-by name you a member of WAD-R. Oh.Yea, and you can have my room.

Sender: Well said.

Fenrir: Blah..DOOM!

Akari: I am with you voice.

Angel stands there sipping tea, and smiling at DeGree. The kitchen quickly became empty except for Angel and DeGree.

Angel puts out her hand to shake with DeGree. DeGree puts out his hand and shakes hers.

Angel: Congradulat�..HEY! Your body doesn't feel.cold.

DeGree: That's because I trust you. When I trust someone, they feel me as how I would be if I were a normal person.

Angel smiles, and looks down to drink her tea. Fenrir rushes into the kitchen.

Fenrir: DeGree, being the brains of WAD-R. HELP ME BEAT SENDER IN DOOM!

DeGree smiles and nods. The two walk out of the kitchen leaving Angel by herself. Angel smiles as they walk out.

Angel: Where the hell do I know him form? I swear to god I've met him. But where?

THE END

A F.A.Q will be coming out for unanswered questions on certain things in the story. Till then ENJOY!

~Jeff

(POST BOX STORY)His room, is MY ROOM!!!! (POST BOX STORY)